Friday, December 30, 2011

Seriously, I love Starfucker.


Friday, December 2, 2011

Someone Decorated the Office [XMAS]


Congratulations, You Look Like A Douche [PEOPLE WHO SUCK]

From the iPod shuffle clipped to your faux leather jacket to your off-brand Ray Bans and slicked-back greasy guido-tail, your mildly insulting attire makes me want to hurl you (or myself) off the train. Beware of the closing door, please.

P.S. Your dumb f**king designer-paisley-tie makes me want to smack 100 hipsters.
P.P.S. The train conductor just announced the Fulton stop as "Fulton-Wall St-Zucotti Park-99%." Thank you for making me laugh, good sir. You've unknowingly saved a douchy life this morning.
"My 32 G iPhone couldn't handle all my playlists so I grabbed up this sick iPod Shuffle for backup".
Wearing sunglasses under sunless circumstances. Uncomfortable, irritating, creepy. People who do this are an important group featured on the ongoing list: Reasons To Wait Until You're Safely At Work to Put In Your Contacts
"This is my 'I'm Better Than You' Pose. It's taken years to master."

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Over It [OWS]

If I hear one more thing about OWS today, I'm buying a rubber bullet gun. Fuck and it's not even 9 yet. more>

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

She Gone Done It Again [Katy Perry]

Anticipation over Katy's notoriously over-the-top videos has reached a new ridiculousness. Her 39 second trailer for "The One That Got Away" scored over 5 million views in just under 5 days!

How does she do it? I'm impressed.

Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (Trailer)
5,334,400 views - added 5 days ago

Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (Audio)
1,590,233 views - 1 month ago more>

Monday, October 24, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

The Antlers - No Widows [OBSESSED]


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

And It Really Felt Like It Today [CLAUSTROPHOBIA]

Brooklyn is the most populous of New York City's five boroughs, with nearly 2.6 million residents,[1] and the second-largest in area. Since 1896, Brooklyn has had the same boundaries as Kings County, which is now the most populous county in New York State and the second-most densely populated county in the United States, after New York County (Manhattan).[2] It is also the westernmost county on Long Island. more>

Tuesday, October 18, 2011



Date: 2011-10-17, 10:36PM EDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hipster Haus, a new reality T.V. show about the "hipster" lifestyle, is currently seeking cool and attractive individuals of discerning taste, ages 21-28, for filming beginning in January 2012. The selected cast of six men and six women will live rent-free in a fully furnished Williamsburg loft and receive complimentary food and drink for the duration of shooting, as well as guaranteed paid entry to exclusive underground clubs, concerts, and cultural events.

Send a link to your YouTube video (no more than five minutes) explaining why you are a "hipster." Show us your friends, your apartment, your music collection, your wardrobe, your job, whatever makes you hip. We're looking for genuine indie cred and cult classic star quality.

  • Location: Brooklyn
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Rent-free board, complimentary food and drink, entertainment

PostingID: 2655381674 more>

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

When Did Apple Ever Offer Free Replacements?


Netflix Ditches Quickster Due To Outraged Customers [Netflix]


'Welfare Queen' - Didn't Know There Was a Term For It.

'Welfare Queen' - collecting excessive welfare payments through fraud or manipulation.

Published: October 10, 2011 

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Been Craving Wooden Eyewear Since March 16th 2009 [eyewear]

Been craving wooden rimmed glasses or (shades!) since I saw them on a classy tan man in Spain spring break 2009. I've searched high and low for them with no luck. Luckily NOTCOT.COM answered my prayers this morning.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Trendy New Beer Tracking App Arrives on the Scene[apps]

Foursquare + Microbrew = Untappd. I'm down. Admittedly WAS drinking a Pabst while reviewing this app. No PBR welcome.


Ugly Solar-Powered Backpack Makes My Inner Nerd's Heart Flutter

Pretty Ugly. Great Idea.

Most Popular Infographics You Can Find Around the Web [DESIGN[


Friday, September 30, 2011


Watch this video if your status has ever included "Like my status if..."


Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Everybody Loves Halloween [UNANIMITY]

Halloween: The one thing we all agree on. [Full Article]

via AdAge Daily

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Official. iPhone 5: October 4th. [iPhone]

Who's excited!? I am.
"Super Apple Official: the next iPhone will show up on Tuesday, October 4th at Apple HQ. ... Start saving your pennies—it could be on shelves only a couple weeks later." -Gizmodo
Official iPhone release invitation via Gizmodo

Happy Birthday, Google! [GOOGLE]

Our beloved Google was born 13 years ago today. What would we do without you, Google?

Monday, September 26, 2011

Swedish hasbeens®: I'm Obsessed [WISHLIST]

Regretting not buying these while in Sweden.

Quay Eyeware Australia: Sunglasses w/ Attitude [WISHLIST].

Considering purchasing these.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Everything You Need To Know About the New Facebook [TERRIFYING]

If you thought yesterday's Facebook changes were dramatic, you'd better sit down before you see what's coming next. - Gizmodo


Thursday, September 22, 2011


The first 2 times I watched this, I cried.


R.E.M. Call It Quits [FINALLY]


Monday, September 19, 2011

Fort Greene/Clinton Hill Dubbed 2nd Most Dangerous Neighborhood in Brooklyn [SCARY]

 This is disheartening if its true. On the other hand, the beer garden opening up on 590 Myrtle sounds delightful.


Friday, September 2, 2011

Nina Simone Narrates Past 5 Weeks of My Life [CREEPY]

Sometimes lyrics buried in a song from the past feel as if they were written just for you.



Monday, August 22, 2011

DVD Cover in 10 Minutes - Jake v. Nicole [DESIGN]

Character: Inch Worm
Setting: Wall Street

10 Minutes... GO

Inches to Go
by Jake Levin

The Inch Worm On Wall Street
by Nicole Thomas


Thursday, November 18, 2010

Classy [MISC]




Wednesday, November 17, 2010

6669 (I don't know if you know) - Neon Indian [MUSIC]

6669 (I don't know if you know) - Neon Indian more>

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Photo-Realistic Digital iPad Painting of Beyonce by Kyle Lambert [ARTIST]

Is this real?

take a gander at THIS guy...
Kyle Lambert
+ iPad
+ excess time
+ obsession
= Photorealism.

(watch full size on youtube)


Monday, November 8, 2010

Ads That Don't Suck [ADVERTISING]


Thursday, November 4, 2010

Blonde Redhead

They seem like they've given up... This being one of the last shows of their tour. Im like falling asleep.

P.S. While I was writing this, some guy behind me's like, "they sound like they're on Ambien." more>

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

thanks, Domino's

Now I can surf the web without having to wonder about the status of my pizza.


Monday, October 18, 2010


The full moon on October 22 will again emphasize money, but this time the news will be much better, even thrilling. This will be the second full moon in a row in the same house of the horoscope, so you seem to be working on figuring out how to appropriate funds you have, but also how to find ways to make more money. You may hear back on a new job offer, or a raise that has been in the pipeline a while but that has not quite been approved yet - until now. News should make you elated at this full moon. After this, you won't be thinking about money nearly as much as you have in September and will through most of October, and you can rest.

-Excerpt from October 2010 Pisces Horoscope by Susan Miller more>

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Heat Wave


Thursday, July 1, 2010

The time has come..

.. for The Job Hunt.

After a brief hiatus from the daily grind, in which I graduated, moved to a new apartment, and took a short but necessary vacation, the time has come to buckle down and find that dream job I've been working towards for 22 years. 

[ A few photos from the break ]

saw a La Roux concert | planted a garden | went to Brighton Beach

So today I've set myself up in the backyard with my laptop and a glass of iced tea to get pumped up. So far all I've been doing is posting my info on creative recruiting sites like The sad thing is that the online forms don't leave much room for.. creativity. I have to copy/paste my beautiful InDesign resume into a box using ASCII plain text. Looking good on paper is a lot harder when you can't.. make it look good..

July 1st, 2010: Job Hunt - Day 1. Cheers.


Tuesday, June 29, 2010

5.3 Miles!

Yesterday I ran 5 miles. Today I did 5.3! Baby steps.

I came across a little park around mile 2 that had a playground and a water fountain. Thank god for public water fountains! Until I started running in 90 degree heat I thought those metal fountains were like urban cesspools. It's funny how that opinion changes when you're drenched in sweat, your throat feels like sandpaper, and you know you still have to cover 3 miles of hot-ass sidewalk to get home. I drank from that fountain like I'd never had a drink in my life.

There was a fountain installation in the park, too. The metal spheres spray water. There was a heat rainbow in the middle of the cluster that appeared whenever the sun broke through the clouds. I was able to catch it before running away.

Cheers to 10 miles in 2 days!


Monday, June 28, 2010

I Just Ran 5 Miles

I'm feeling accomplished today after running 5 miles. It took about an hour which means I was running a mile in about 10 minutes (considering water stops). A 10-minute mile is lame compared to how fast I was when I was playing basketball and field hockey in high school, but it's the best I've done in a long time.

I've gone for a run 9 out of the past 14 days. It's starting to feel easier now. I wasn't really tired until I finished the third mile today. I'm wondering how many miles I could run if I really tried. Running outside (in the summer) is a lot harder than running at the gym but I prefer it because I can't stand running on a treadmill... wayyyy too boring. 

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Running Around Brooklyn

I've been going for a run everyday to get in shape!

Today I went for a tour of the Hasidic Jewish community. All the little Hasidic kids were out playing on the sidewalks, riding old tricycles around, and leaving them abandoned to go play something else. That really caught my eye. The kids don't have to lock up their bikes. Unlike where I lived last year in Bed-Stuy. They LOCK their bikes up good in Bed-Stuy. In this picture I took last year near my place in Bed-Stuy, the lock and chain probably cost more than that pink training bike.. which I love.

Today when I was in the heart of the Hasidic community, there was nothing but Hasidic buildings for like a two mile radius. I didn't know it was so big. It's really unusual watching how the children play in the streets here. There are so many. For a little perspective - Hasidic families average around 6.7 children each. On one block each building has around 5 stories. That's a lot of families and a TON of little kids. 

They were all outside today playing on the sidewalks, decked out in the usual - immaculate pastel colored dress clothes - the kind I only had to wear for Christmas and Easter. Sisters wear matching dresses like twins and the brothers match, too. It's cute. The area is a little island of safety in the middle of NYC. Even though it's bordered by some of the most dangerous ghettos in the city, this place is removed enough that no one bothers them. The only danger is maybe getting hit by a mini-van.

If you'd like to try this scenic run, view my route here: Loop of Hasidim!

Monday, June 7, 2010

Weekend/Matt's Graduation

Just got back from a relaxing weekend at home. My little brother graduated from Gonzaga, all boys catholic school in DC. I took pictures of my family's new house which is gorgeous because my mother is brilliant.

There were nasty protestors at the graduation. They went nuts and snuck into the ceremony and screamed at the speaker in the middle of the ceremony. I love the way the boys booed them and the faculty told them to eff off. Here's a video they put up.

Walking out of the graduation ceremony. They wear white tuxes.

The new house in Northern Virginia. It's actually two houses.


Saturday, June 5, 2010

I'm Losing my Shit

The Old Brogue. The last time I was here I was 7. Visiting old places is the weirdest.

After dinner I snuck out the back to see if the old gazebo was still there. I played on that gazebo with the kids from the 'burbs every sunday while our parents boozed it up at the free concert on the lawn. Now it's 2010. It's been 15 years. It looks exactly the same.

My little brother posed for the pic.


Friday, June 4, 2010

In love with my backyard.

As I'm leaving NYC to visit VA for the weekend for my little brother's graduation, I can't help but notice that all I want to do right now is sit in my backyard. Maybe it's this Chinatown bus making me car sick, but either way I just can't wait to get home to BK.

I'm sure I'll forget all about it as soon as I'm off this bus, but it's all I'm thinking about right now.